Procrastination mine
© enterprizer

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posted 7 hours ago with 54,434 notes

foreverr-horny:

joshpeck:

housewifeswag:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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I wish 😩

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celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

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posted 10 hours ago with 50,358 notes

Beyoncé talking about Blue -

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posted 11 hours ago with 29,213 notes

sapphire-eyes:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

tsundeanre:

skwair-one:

witchywomanx:

calima-eirien:

This relationship

This relationship? I mean if you’re into being sold to a man who’s abusive and rapes you but eventually learns to love you, then yes. This relationship.

Drogo leads Daenerys off to consummate the marriage. A thirteen-year-old girl who had been abused by her brother for most of her life and had been given no say in the marriage, Daenerys is terrified of her bridegroom and expects to be raped. Despite his fierce reputation, however, Drogo proves to be a surprisingly considerate lover. Although he and Dany share no common language, he establishes that he understood the word “no,” then begins touching her gently. He does not begin to have intercourse with her until Dany expresses her consent and initiates it. This tender wedding night set the tone for their marriage, which becomes a remarkably happy one.”

I haven’t gotten into Game of Thrones, but I hear this is one of the differences from the Television show and Novels that some people got annoyed/mad about.

I haven’t read the books (yet) but even I’m pissed off about that difference.

I have read the first book, and this is accurate. He does wait for her consent.

And this is why the tv show pisses me the fuck off.

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posted 12 hours ago with 263,803 notes
thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 





I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.


don’t give even one tiny little fuck


NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

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I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

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NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

posted 14 hours ago with 48,023 notes

jackiattacki:

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

Unfortunately not at robin thicke
posted 15 hours ago with 158,969 notes

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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posted 16 hours ago with 590,024 notes

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
posted 17 hours ago with 394,714 notes

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

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posted 1 day ago with 663,137 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YES

YES THEY CAN :D

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posted 1 day ago with 42,657 notes

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posted 1 day ago with 37,947 notes

ironicdavestrider:

ivettehomestuck:

aishlingpark:

Today is January 29th.

I’m not sure which is funnier.  

  1. This petition reached its goal in less than a week instead of a month.
  2. Obama / The White House HAS to respond to petitions with over 100,000 signatures.

But we don’t want him back.

Too fucking bad

posted 1 day ago with 74,748 notes

shiny-ebooks:

shiny-ebooks:

midoropalace:

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

here i go

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

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posted 1 day ago with 111,223 notes